Late Nite with Mally G
Inspired by David Letterman, I give you Mallory's top 10 favorite activities
10 Faking hunger
9 Pinching & Scratching during a feeding
8 Screaming while mommy uses the computer
7 peeing on the rug when mommy gives me a bare butt massage
6 staring at my mobile and screaming when it stops playing
5 refusing to take the bottle
4 peeing after mommy removes a soiled diaper
3 flailing arms uncontrollably to show pleasure
2 looking completely adorable in pink
1 acting like an angel when daddy gets home to make mommy look like a liar.
