nine. one. one.
Dear Daughter,
Did you know that it’s a federal offense to prank call 9-1-1? Even if you hang up before someone answers. Apparently not, because there is now an officer on his way over to scold your parents for letting you play with the phone. I suspect this is just the first in a series of times I have to take the wrap for your mischief.
Best Regards,
The Scapegoat
